Garlic Lover's Soda

Classification: garlic soda, soda

Source: John Glaser (glaser@widlar.ece.arizona.edu), HBD Issue #1784, July 18, 1995

That Red-Dog-drinkin' Devil spoke to me thru those beer-stealing aliens and made me write this.

Ingredients: (for 1 gallon)

4 qts water
1 cup honey
5 minced fresh garlic cloves

Procedure:

Dissolve honey in water. Bring to boil, and add garlic. Simmer 10 min. Cool to room temp or colder. Bottle, chill, and carbonate. Use 50 psi if you want to recap. Now if you have read this far, go check yourself into a nut house for even thinking of making something this disgusting. Yecch! Eew!!! (And I'm a garlic lover, too!)